There comes a time exams become a pestering and lingering reminder one has to spend hours at night cramming information and hurting their precious mind. However, failing an exam should not be hard. You do not have to spend all your energy trying to fail when you can easily do so even without thinking. Exams should not scare the sleep out of you. Below are tried and tested ways of failing an exam, big or small. Just sleep well tonight, tomorrow you will fail. However, do not fail to read how below.
Wait until the exam is on and come lazily with your pillow, scribble your details just show you were around and catch a wink. You will be the envy of everybody, even the invigilating folks. Also, simply turn it early, perhaps fifteen minutes early and comment how easy everything was.
If the exam is a physics or mathematics paper, get your essay ability in order. Answer everything in essay form. If it is a long historical essay, just use symbols, numbers and emoticons that would rival Facebook’s. Let the tutor know your true feelings. He or she will love it.
3. Loud Mind
There is no better way of failing an exam than through talking about every question on the paper, loudly. Debate your answers or muse about them loudly and you will be a dear of everyone in the room. In case you are kindly asked to shut up, answer with an ‘I knew it, you can all hear my thinking’. Do not forget to show your true feelings about the instructor.
4. Random Winners
A better way to fail your exam is bringing cheerleaders in their best and do not forget your local cymbal band. If they are absent, your video game will do and maximum volume will draw the love of everybody. Also, just enter the room followed by your pets: Skinny the gecko, Meg the cat, Fleas the hound and Sticky the rapping Parrot.
While you can begin crying for mommy just after the first two questions, a fail is assured if you can gather an entourage of camera touting skinny babes and the football crew and announce you are about to shoot your new video at the same time as the exams. Beg the instructor to let everyone stay and even tell them 15 percent is their share of all the profits. They will take it.
Come to the math’s exam in a Halloween mask and outfit.