Here in my home country just like in Japan there are lots of funny, cool and weird stuff that you could only find here. It could be people, product, thing or a sign.  I just made this new category on my blog, “Only in the Philippines” I will post funny stuff and even weird ones on the new category about things or People in the Philippines. For its debut my post will be about funny signs you can only found in the Philippines.

Mc Dollibee – for the first time McDonalds and Jollibee made a collaboration. For those who didnt know Jollibee, it is a popular fast food chain here in the Philippines and they are already owning Mc Donalds’  ass here in the Phillipines.

Pls. Keep Silence…Gentlemen’s – Warning Sign Fail

PekPek Carenderia – translation: “Vagina Eatery” I think I’ll Pass to this.

Warning sign for those who piss everywhere – Translation: “Peeing in floor and in the wall is prohibited, all those who will be caught will get their penis and clitoris cut off” – That was harsh and funny.

Vagina Repair – Girls having a vaginal problem? Go to this vagina repair shop to get yours repaired! Its painless and satisfaction! How funny it is to say that it would be painless for girls.

Starbucks ice cream cart – now this is cool! Starbucks now have an ice cream product and it will be sold by a man who most likely to touch the cones of the ice cream after pissing.

Chicken of your mother! – now thats an effective eatery sign!

Bakla 4 sale – Translation: “Gay for Sale” it supposed to be “Scrap Metal for  Sale”

Ded Shit - Translation: “Bed sheet for sale”

Road Warning Sign – Translation: “Crossing here is Prohibited, Someone already died here” Yes many Filipinos are hard knocked and authorities really have to make signs like these for some of us to abide the rules.