Are you tired of being bullied? Beaten up? Or called by insulting names? Girls dont talk to you? Now here’s for you! Just follow this easy steps on How to be a GANGSTER! Hommie! And you’ll be a Badass Gangster in no time! Get the respect and total coolness you deserve! Here are the Five Easy Steps to that success
STEP No.1 on your Way to Gangsterhood – Always curse on every sentence with a Matching Hand Signs or with a Gun!
For Example if you’re talking about even the simplest subject always put a curse word on it like this: Yo! Whats up? Im a Motherf***ing Badass! I dont follow any F***ing rules like that Sh*t Rule “No Littering”. And to make it more Badass match it with a hand sign or with a deadly weapon! Refer to the images below!
STEP No.2 on your Way to Gangsterhood – Do the right Walk!
The next thing you need to know is how to walk like a gangster. gangsters like to call there walk “THE PIMP WALK“. What is the “PIMP WALK“? You ask well the pimp walk is more like a limp. So if you can limp then your a pimp.
STEP No.3 on your Way to Gangsterhood - Wear the Right Clothes
On your way Gangsterhood you have to wear baggy clothes. Gangster’s only wears the shirt sizes from XL, XXL-XXXL and they wear pants that are too big from them like the elephant pants, and also dont forget to wear a gangsta cap if one doesnt wear a gangsta cap one cannot be a gangsta. And also Dont Forget those fancy and over glowing Bling-Blings!
Always Remember that never ever ever dress like the images below!
DEFINITELY AND ABSOLUTELY FAIL! (if you dress like these you will turn into either a Lesbian or GAY and say goodbye to your way Gangsterhood!)
Dress Like this one! This is the right Clothes on your way to Gangsterhood!
STEP No.4 on your Way to Gangsterhood – You got to have the Wheels!
Every Gangster needs some Wheels! Why so? To Get some Chicks dig you you got to have some kick ass cars! And Pimp it out! A simple car wont get the attention of hot Ladies out there and of course the respect that you deserve! Here’s a guide about the wrong one! and the right one!
Ladies will surely dig you if you have a pimp out car like this one
STEP No.5 on your Way to Gangsterhood – The Most Important One, Do the Ghetto Talk!
One can never be a gangster if one never talks like one! You may dress like a gangster but if you talk like Justin Bieber you will FAIL! Look at the images below on how to talk like Ghetto!
Now that you know the Five Easy Steps on Your Way to Gangsterhood! You’ll be the Most Badass Gangster in No Time at all! You will have the ladies and respect that you deserve!