Since Christmas is closing in, my post is about Santa Claus. Santa Claus gives every child a vision of a great Christmas. He gives children hope, gift and any thing that a child puts in its wishlist. But since time is changing, products of prices are going up and lifestyle is getting a little tight now, the rise of online dating, social networking sites and many more. Because of this, types of Santa Claus appeared.
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Knocked Up Santa Claus
The happy go lucky Santa Claus – Santa doesnt worry what will happen in the Christmas he will relax his Christmas ass and will just go with the flow what will happen.
No Sleigh Ride Santa Claus – life today wasnt easier back then, Santa is running out of money thats why now he just uses a scooter in giving out his gifts and the sad thing about this was fewer gifts are given. Well thats life too bad if your not in his list.
Ladies Man Santa Claus – Santa needs to shape up, he needs another job to support his gift giving act. Thats why he shaped up his body so he could work as a part time gigolo or model.
Business Man Santa Claus – Santa doesnt give gifts for free anymore, he made his gift giving act to gift selling business. Hey, he’s making a living here!
Homeless Santa – In every business theres always failure, well Santa Claus experienced that. Now he lives on the street and just eat garbage.
Chick Magnet Santa Claus – There are some girls that love gifts. And for some girls a man who loves to give gifts to a girl is a chick magnet. Well this girl surely loves Santa Claus! Good work Santa Claus!
Perverted Santa Claus – Kids or Adult, they love Santa. And this Santa seems really love adults like him. Of course the female ones.
Party Drunk Santa – Santa loves to party and drink, but its not always ending up that good after in every party. Like this one. Man! Santa sure loves to get drunk dead.
Hustler Model Santa – I told you guys in the start that Santa Claus needs to make a living to give children gifts and even to support his needs. Well this is one of his way to make a living. A hustler model. But I’ll pass looking into this one.
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